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JAMES MARSTERS as Spike
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 5.07: Fool for Love
#buffy the vampire slayer#btvsedit#dailybtvs#spikedaily#slayerdaily#dailyflicks#userstream#chewieblog#tvandfilm#fyeahtv#popcultureds#useblorbo#dilfgifs#mancandykings#mensource#userpunk#tvarchive#filmtvtoday#usersource#dailytvmen#why does this show exist in the worst quality :(#anyway this is such a slay (pun intended)#1k
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stand-up man at his own wedding. because you know he would.
GO VOTE SORIEL IN THE M/F SHIP BRACKET!!!
#sorry i saw a really dumb marriage pun and it put soriel wedding on the brain#anyway GO VOTE SORIEL IN THE MFSHIPBRACKET#undertale#sans#toriel#soriel#myart
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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Ew they're flirting again.
#I keep forgetting how to draw hoods. ;-;)#Huh. The colors actually didn't look as choppy as I thought with how fast I've done it. I mean.#It's just flat colors but it still take up time that's why sometimes my doodles are colorless. Anyway#Actually using this to test draw something I'm going to apply on a commission#They're in the autumn clothes I had drawn them in before. 😁 Just that I accidentally made Connie's pants a bit too light 🤷♀️#Okay this time they're not just exchanging puns. He's just probably whispering romantic shiz that's going to cause OP a seizure with how#smaltzy they are#Oh but what if it's actually just casual talk; but he knows it tickles her to talk to her that close. 🤔#connverse#Connie Maheswaran#Steven Quartz Universe#SU#skedooblea#Steven Universe#Ugh A reference was used for a part and it actually looked wrong? 😕
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So yeah, 'Ranma 0.5' or something like that..
#im so happy its getting a remake!!!#i know im like more than a week late but sorry i was busy#and yes this is redraw the artblock sadly hasnt left me :'(#ANYWAYS RANMA!!!!#one of the series of all time fr#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#akane tendo#ryoga hibiki#p chan#shan pu#«i like this spelling better than shampoo idk its far punny and fun that actually spelling out the pun#also thats how its actually spelled in the japanese ver of the manga#musu#«same goes for him too#ill only be using these spellings while tagging my own posts though since 'shampoo' and 'mousse' are the most popular spellings#and it would seem kinda out of place lol#my art#yucaillusts#god i love them sm#also if you want try to see if you can figure out which art this is a redraw of ;)
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I love the calzone post because the first 80% I was like "This is a bit intense, but perhaps they just live a different life than I do" and then you said 'vraiment' and I was like "Ah, French (or perhaps Wallonian)! That makes sense! I now understand the extreme social pressure!"
(btw sorry if you're actually Algerian or Quebecoise or something, I don't know anything else about your blog)
Your ask made me laugh! And I love that you're not the only one—someone else reached the end of that post and went "ah, French, well that explains it"
I thought maybe the sentence "Naturally my first assumption was that [the chef] was judging me for my food order" would make it clear that this was happening in France! I was actually telling a non-French friend the other day (when discussing a piece of US media) how insane it felt to hear a "French" character say "the customer is always right" in a restaurant.
But sometimes the customer gets impromptu catzones and that makes everything worth it <3
#ask#@the dozens of people who expressed deep distress at my failure to call it a ''catzone''—i know i know i know i know#i thought of this pun 5min after publishing that post. and someone had already reblogged it and called it a catzone#so i didn't dare to edit the post because it felt like intellectual property theft and it was too late anyway 😔
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I swear to god, every time I read "your bladder and bowels empty when you die," I feel like curb stomping a kitten.
No.
Your muscles stop working. If you're actively contracting a sphincter muscle to hold in your urine or feces while you're alive, then yeah, some portion is probably gonna come on out to party once that muscle stops contracting.
If not? What the hell do you think is going to force them out? Most people cannot defecate on command on a good day, using all of their abdominal muscles (for real, tho, ask the makers of Ex-lax and Metamucil). If those abdominal muscles aren't working and there is no pressure built up from actively holding it in? lolNO
Maybe a little drizzle. A little poozle. A little drippy drip.
The foretold excremental explosion is not going to happen unless you JUMP ON THE DECEASED'S BELLY. Good luck with that.
Source: I working in a fucking anatomy lab and have spent too many hours of my life trying to prevent poop explosions and siphoning bladders dry with turkey basters to keep entertaining this nonsense.
#actual helpful writing tips#anatomy and physiology are hard#because it's all everyday shit#pun intended#but we rarely think too deeply on it#cuz it's full of shit#anyway I blame South Park for popularizing this#But the time for it to die was yesterday#Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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quick lmhs itafushi because god help me i have Not been able to get the concept of yuuji smiling/laughing into kisses out of my head
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji#megumi#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#lmhs#shade skin with green without making the characters look Nauseous challenge#...success???? i mean i sure HOPE success :'>#i blocked in a green (bc lmhs i...usually block in a green...) but then i thought. i will try putting hints of it on the skin Also#and i like it !!! i fr one do not think they look seasick#i love lmhs itfs because the colour scheme is so Earthy (pun intended). moss green... warm browns... my beloveds <333#but even more than that#i love love loVE. drawing yuuji looking at megumi like he is all that exists in the world#bc i Also look at megumi like he is all that exists in the world#also im sure this is a common artist thing to have designated Spots fr characters when drawing them interacting#like fr me . normally when i draw itfs interacting in any way (read: smooching) i default to putting megu on the Right#so this admittedly threw me a bit GHSGJ#anyway!!! i realized it has been a whole WEEK since my last lmhs itfs and that simply will not stand.#my quOTA D: D: D: my self imposed QUOTA#i am going to get a bad grade in long term passion project :( sam is going to kill me and then Fire me#speaking of sam i shant say much but yuuji is currently experiencing The Horrors(tm) in draft1 so he can have a distraction :3 my treat#one of us has to be nice to him and it seems it is my turn#anyway i amn eepyyyy goodnight smile :)
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someone signed too many contracts
#danny phantom#dp x dc#john constantine#dp x dc fanart#my art#ignore me as i do not know how to tag this#anyway my danny phantom phase came back to haunt me#it has possessed me#ok enough puns#had this idea so i had to doodle it out#i have more ideas if one is willing to listen#tldr danny is taking care of infinite amount of paperwork of the infinite realms
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*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*
Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?
Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do
Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*
Husk: ….
Reader: ….or he could do that
#husk you shouldn’t be surprised you know this man will NOT hesitate to put on a performance#reader is amused and honestly lowkey impressed#you know angel definitely made a bet with them to see how creative he could get#obviously he won😌#my mans gotta collect that BAG💰💰💰#pun intended#anyway I love them and this could lowkey be considered as huskerdust x reader??#I’m gonna say it is cause fuck it why not#huskerdust x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin hotel x reader#huskerdust#angel dust x reader#husk x reader#angel dust x husk#fuck I forgot to mention this idea came from an incorrect quote I found online but I just added my own little ✨twist✨ to it#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin vaggie#hazbin charlie#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin valentino#hazbin vox
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small pen doodle because uh their ship name is teaholding??!
#i approve of the pun#cute as hell actually#teaholding#tma#art#doodle#jonmartin#anyway im still sad about them but gotta start listening to protocol soon!!gr#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#wish i had been more active in the fandom before now#first listened to everything in 2019/2020 but were back babyyyy
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Achilles and his wretched son neopronouns
#neopronouns pyr/rhus is this anything#my brain came up with this half baked pun and just ran with it#anyways#neoptolemus#pyrrhus#tagamemnon#the trojan war#tsoa#the song of achilles#the iliad#kinda#he’s not in it but y’know
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@chrysanthemumgames in the hades game style! been putting a loooot of hours into hades 2 so this was only a matter of time (and the full portraits under the cut!)
#a lot because i saw h2 art for hecate and thought ok its over i want to draw foahekate like that .#but a LOOOOT cause i love the new hermes portrait. anyway#fields of asphodel#foa#my art#idk if i want to tag all the characters . its fine#stealth pun in the description i have only beat the final boss once its actually humiliating#also poor pyri who i have made Larger than they are . im so sorry babe. i was referencing zag so his build leaked in
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the zukka puns... continue!!
originally a bad joke by jeff, with the scenery of the first panel based on the Jianbi pavilion in the Old Summer Palace in Beijing and the pose of the second panel based on this photo. i am very happy with how the perspective and the colors turned out :) i should make more architectural drawings for fun
#my art#zukka#almost a year after the original zukka pun comic... 12k notes! wow!!! i like thinking i am one of the Silly Guys in zukka nation:•)#i DID wanted to do something different with the colors in this one! not sure if its particularly... well... different BUT HEY THIS IS FUN!!#i showed some friends this comic before dialogues were written and they thought the punchline was about the fish-like face sokka is making#ANYWAY!!! here's an idea: pun proposal!! gotta research how to make it silly first tho...#zukka nation#puns#zukka fanart#okay wait MAYBE i should attempt spiderverse style portraits of them... okay that was the actual last one byeee:D#zukka puns
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toyota-sensei's halloween 2022 AUs (case1, case2, case3) — english translation
#cherry magic#my translation#i am So normal about these :) especially the third one :))#ough i didnt reread it until recently and good lord (pun unintended) it hit me like such a train all over again#THE FORBIDDEN DOOMED LOVE....... WHAR THE FUCK#what happened to ''they will find each other in every universe'' . sensei please im gonna have a breakdown#anyways uhhhh enjoy im gonna . go look for other comics she posted i could maybe tl
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Being a cold heartless spinster who loves no one is such hard work! I spend all this time spinning silk, and weaving it into intricate patterns, and catching hapless prey in my webs, and sinking my fangs into them, and yet no one ever appreciates my efforts!!! It’s so hard to be aro ::::(
#aro#aromantic#loveless aro#loveless aromantic#I keep making the same pun about being both a spinster (single by choice) and a spinster (a spider spinning its web)#arguably it’s getting a bit redundant but I am very aro and have an intense hyperfixation on spiders so I’m not gonna stop#spiders are aro coded to me btw#cw spiders#anyways gonna go back to sleep. byeee tumblr <2
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